The eeend.

" I just kept waitin for you to do something"

So last night I had a funeral for our relationship. Its been 1 year, 1 month, 1 day. I held out as long as I could, really even longer than. You would be proud, there were candles and music and wine and of course, lots and lots of scotch. After the first month I thought you'd get it, a few months in I really held the halo of confusion over my head, but after a year-your simply out of time. After a year and a month, the doors only reopened to let the fallout out. During the epitaph, I summed up 8 years in 8 perfectly suited songs, on vinyl, just because I'm good like that. Tommorrow Ill hold a seance for my feelings toward you. You wont be present.

He's making me quit smoking

Ever notice its always the reformed smokers that go on and on about you smoking? SO I relented last night, and I was supposed to finish my pack, which was full while out drinking. Believe it or not I actually made through a superbowl without falling asleep-I have no idea who one, mind you, those uniforms are still burning a hole in my cortex as we speak. But I digress, so I actually still have 2 ciggarrettes left, right and I'm about to eat dinner, and all of a sudden I find myself cooking with an unlit ciggarrette in mouth, and I think- How wierd. Like, really Ive never done that before.Is it the final stand between me and mr nat sherman?

Jan 20th 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD7NLa1Ali8

Everyone will need to have shaved their crotches. Feel
free to help out someone else shave their crotch as well
because "bush" will be out! Praise the fashionistas.

I will be out to check, and in true NYC fashion, fines will be levied.

peace!

some, kees are stck. so tis week will be lite, in spite of avin a point to make.
give in to ur selve today. Call ay ole compodre an lift is/er spirit.
we are ere foreac other, ad dats it.
weed wew kebaord-aagg!

oi

How to detect text lies

Texting lies is for cowards, fo real yo!

wanna detect a text lie, here's how.............

1.  if its a response to a question you asked, and its more than 50 charachters-LIE

2.  if its a unsolicited response followup to any text ignored by you,  beware this is the highest     form of  bullshit, i like to call "dungshit" cuz a big ol dong should go off in your head.

3.  if you called someone and they texted you back, and aren't in a board meeting on wall street

bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

animal planet and an empty apartment

So, If guys think about secs every thirty seconds, who was the asshole who made lotion bottles so damn hard to get into.
And Sexy?
It can be really Hard sometimes, bieng a guy. its like lion!
Working, climbing through the cement forest to get to work, all in the quest for fresh meat, to sniff of the other lions..........to quench every instinctual perversion
all so that some other asshole lion can piss all over the kill, put his balls in your face and belittle your lionhood. making the dinner youve bleed for so bittersweet.
bittersweet chocolate caramel nougat, bitter sweet sexy chocol ate sexy cool white chocolate raspberry
speaking of sexy, (ah yea, its been thirty seconds), lions bite the neck while coupling.........

They should really make a lotion proff keebord.

moi

Yep

I needed to purge a few thoughts.  its come to that.

Apparently I need more sage in my life, or at least thats 

what my horoscope says, which I may add, i only read because

its next to the crosswords.  I am also supposed to be creative and frugal.

Fuck that-Knock Knock its Domino.

And; the end of my hard-on-headache, brought on by seeing "Milk"-

tube socks and mustaches; I was'nt even born yet, but its so hot!

3 times did I arrive before I saw the movie, and all I wanted to do was 

ravish my movie date.

another time.

moi